Sunday, May 30, 2010

a pet-only airline

http://www.petairways.com/

Thursday, May 27, 2010

It is a cool and breezy night. 1am. Mom hears cat-sneezing while working downstairs with ALL kitties presumably out of the house since 2 hrs ago. Then scratching and snoring. Almost freaks out that she's left a cat indoors for the night, which is forbidden by housemates.

Starts walking around the house checking for hidden cats, then sees an open window in... the dining room, and the 3 usual suspects sprawled right outside the window.

Julio it seems had gathered the troops to lie in wait for Peter with him in his strategic spot , and when the wait was too long, the troops started grooming themselves, scratching, snoring, etc.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Ok, troops, today's kibble is mine, so, back off!

Friday, May 21, 2010

Julio DeCat has his new collar with customized ID tag ON ! Mom performed a rare feat
picking him up with one swift move when he was least expecting it. Photos coming soon...

this time I'm gonna get you Peter!

meow-meow

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

oh man, my tweeters aren't showing here, again! This has been going on and off forever! I'm sick and tired of it, stupid blogspot!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

If looks could kill

Julio here is staring at Peter who's on top of the trash cans at the other end of the alley. Look at his serious determined gaze. Later that night they fought in the back yard.

sad news


Julio's FB girlfriend, Catalina, died in an accident. She was the cutest white & marmalade cat...so sad, RIP sweet Catalina.

Monday, May 17, 2010

the lion's nap


...on a lazy sunny Sunday afternoon
I has a new collar and ID tag (with name and contact info)...but won't let my mom put it on me. Hands off! I iz a little lion! Roar! Scratcchchchch...

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Julio alert

his ear is capturing any and all suspicious activity in the back yard (e.g., Peter approaching from the trash cans)

Julio & Smores


dinner ready yet? Or should we go hunting?




this one is from May 2009

Thursday, May 13, 2010

aaachewwwww.....
Ever since I caught that bad cold from the vet clinic, I sneeze whenever the weather gets cold. Meowwwwww, I'm a sensitive little lion. Mom feeds me lots of vitamins & lysine but still, I sneeze.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

R-O-A-R

Julio DeCat is a determined little lion, set on fighting with Panther in the darkness of the night. Mom tried in vain to discourage him. He even left his food (!) and pretended not to notice Panther's looming behind the trees...
Then I look out the window and see an orange shrimpy little thing at the end of the back yard, crowling slowly on the ground, his belly scratching the ground, moving real slow along the wall.. ready to make his move and attack Panther. Julio DeCat.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Addition to the previous post: there's also hardly anything more annoying and ridiculous than humans walking in loud steps, stomping their damn feet as if they're barbarians. And yes, it's awful that the people doing that are actually located NEXT DOOR. It's as if they live in this house, judging from the noise they're making with their stupid footsteps. And this thing happens EVERY SINGLE DAY and EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. Seriously, I was expecting more considerate behavior at 11pm but that's too much to expect I guess.
If there's anything worse, more annoying, less civilized and more ridiculous at the same time than dogs barking at the top of their lungs, it's HUMANS barking their damn lungs out at 11pm on a Monday. Seriously, this is the first city I've heard such a thing. Damn Pitt with it's stupid bigmouths and retarded bus system. And yes I do think that those two correlate, but that's just my educated guess.

WTF? Stupid blogger.com stuff

Ok, so, first, WHY IS THE FREAKING INTERNET SO SLOW AGAIN ???
And why did freaking blogger.com sign me out of my blog? WTF? I'm getting sick and tired of this damn blogger thing, first people cant search and find you through damn google, then you have to put up with their stupid templates, then you randomly get signed off at the exact point that the internet is slow and you're trying to make a post.And I do NOT want to link my blog to amazon, freaking blogger.com ! Just let me make a freaking post without your stupid notifications!

Anyhow, what I was about to say was that rumor has it Marbles is not my sister but my mom ! (mine and Stubbly's). Unless Gary & Anne remember wrong, it's been 5 yrs already :-)
Makes more sense that way. I never believed Tonya DeCat was my mom, she's grey with ugly stripes, more like a Petercat than a cute Juliocat. She's never been sighted in the neighborhood though,not since she gave birth 5 yrs ago. Marbles is the only one who has a bit orange on her fur, and I'm the only orange cat in the clan, which originally had about 17 cats! But I do hope Tonya is not related to Peter the Puke, regardless. He's the ugliest, meanest cat there ever was. Speaking of which, Peter was casually strolling in the jungle this afternoon and didnt seem too scared of my mom. I guess he needs a bit of water thrown at him or his ass kicked, then he might relieve us of his persistent presence. Which is unlikely to happen any time soon, since Peter is too fast to be doused with water, and as for his ass, it's more likely to be petted by Ben than kicked by anything and anybody around here. Not even the rackoon got him last summer, he's too fast for that.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Peter walked IN the house. He was casually sniffing the cat pantry and its supplies while Julio et al were watching in paralysis. How come none of the chipmunks called out in alarm? They just stood there watching him. This is the worse thing ever, Peter needs to get his dirty ass kicked out of Squirrel Hill, and if possible out of planet Earth too. His admirer also needs to have his ass kicked, for a variety of reasons, which will go unnamed here.
If this happens again, I'm calling animal rescue.
How do you disinfect a whole bunch of containers? Needless to say, we're out of chlorox.